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Bit of mine and Hokuto's new fic! It's a crossover with a certain movie, so the dialogue is mostly paraphrased from the script... but the prose is all ours. ^^;;; Enjoy this disturbing little scene:

Panicking, Sorata watched as Yuuto turned away and began to walk out the door. “She’s... she’s...” An idea came to him, and he shouted his next words at the top of his lungs. “SHE’S CONFESSING!”

“Confessing?” Yuuto hissed, turning around and fixing Sorata with a fierce glare. His face was beginning to turn red with anger. “What kind of imbecile do you think I am, Arisugawa?”

“She suddenly had a... terrible desire to see a priest... and confess her sins,” Sorata went on, in the most sincere voice he could manage.

“What?” Yuuto spat.

“She wanted to be cleansed of her former life,” Sorata continued, beginning to walk toward Yuuto. “She looks upon tonight as... as her wedding night!”

“Her wedding night?” Yuuto didn’t appear to be buying any of this. Sorata thought fast and decided to switch tactics, appealing to the other man’s perverted side.

“She’s like a blushing bride,” Sorata said with a small smirk. Yuuto frowned at him, but he seemed to be seriously considering the idea. “She... she says you make her feel like...” Sorata leaned forward conspiratorially and went in for the kill. “... like a virgin.”

“A... virgin?” Yuuto still looked a little irritated, but at the same time Sorata could tell he wanted to hear more about this new development.

“You know...” Sorata’s smirk widened. “Touched for the very first time.”

Yuuto began to smile a little-- albeit, a very creepy smile. “The first?”

“She says... it feels so good... inside... when you hold her, and you touch her...”

“Like a virgin,” Yuuto mused, looking rather pleased with himself.

“She’s made it through the wilderness somehow,” Sorata continued. “She’s made it through. She didn’t know how lost she was... until she found you! She was beat... incomplete... She’d been had! She was sad and blue...” As he sang, four identical spiky-haired men in identical waiter’s outfits surrounded them. “But you made her feel... Yes you maaaaaade her feel... shiny and new!”

“Ohhhhhhh...” Sorata’s voice rose, the lights came on, and the four men began to dance around them in a circle. “Like a virgin! Touched for the very first time!” Four other men pulled a sheet from the bed and began to dance across the room with it. “Like a viiiiiirgin... With your heartbeat close in time!”

More dancers appeared, and the ones holding the sheet wrapped it around Sorata’s head and shoulders like a bridal veil. “She’s going to give you all her love!” Sorata sang, obviously perfectly willing to make a fool out of himself for the sake of not losing Yuuto’s considerable funds. “Her fear is fading fast! She’s saved it all for you! Only love can last!”

He sat down on a cart, and one of the waiters began to push him around in a circle, while all the others followed behind him singing backup. “She’s so fine! And she’s thine! She’ll be yours until the end of time!”

Yuuto just stared at the entire spectacle. These underworld folk were so... odd.

“Because you made her feel... Yes you maaaaade her feeeeel... she had nothing to hide!” Sorata hopped off the cart and rolled over the piano that Yuuto was sitting on, landing on the other side. “Like a virgin!”

“Aaahhh!” Yuuto screamed as two men came up behind him and pushed him off the piano towards Sorata.

“Touched for the very first time!” Grinning, Sorata grabbed Yuuto’s hand and dragged him under the arch that the waiters had formed with their arms.

“Like a viiiiiirgin... With your heartbeat close in time!” He dragged Yuuto out onto the balcony, and the waiters followed.

“Like a virgin! Feels so good inside!” Sorata leaned very close to Yuuto, and when the other man tried to pull away, Sorata pulled him in close. “When you hold her! And you touch her!” He draped himself across Yuuto’s arm, grabbed Yuuto’s hand, and pressed it against his chest. The waiters whistled.

“Ohhhhh...” Still singing, Sorata chased Yuuto back into the tower. When Yuuto reached the bed in the middle of the room, he tripped and fell onto it. The waiters immediately began to spin the bed, and a disoriented Yuuto looked up to see Sorata making kissy faces at him.

The bed finally stopped, and Yuuto, looking around, realized it was time for him to take control of the situation. “She’s so fine... and she’s mine,” he purred in his off-key and rather slimy voice. “She makes me strong... yes she makes me burn...” The waiters helped him off the bed, and he began to advance slowly upon Sorata. “Her love thawed out... yes her looooove thawed out what was scared and cold...”

“Like a virgin!” Sorata screamed out, running away from Yuuto.

“Touched for the very first time,” Yuuto responded, leering and bouncing along after Sorata.

“Like a virgin!” Sorata cried in a terrified voice that was not completely faked, as Yuuto came closer and held his hands up in a groping motion. “When your hearts beat close in time!”

“Like a virgin!” Sorata managed to get away.

“Feels so good inside,” Yuuto sang with a nasty smirk. “When you hold her, and you touch her...”

The waiters had Sorata cornered, and they forced him up onto the balcony just as Yuuto came around the corner. “When you hold her, and you touch her...”

Yuuto came closer and closer, leaning menacingly over Sorata. When their faces were just inches apart, he stopped. “Like.... a.... viiiiiiirgin!” they both sang triumphantly.

Comments? *snicker*